
Lauren Laverne and Jack Saunders kick off the long weekend’s coverage, telling us how magical the first couple of days on site have been before looking ahead to headliners Arctic Monkeys, Guns N’ Roses, Elton John and Lizzo. It’s that time of year again when all that we ticketless losers can do is watch Glasto on the telly. Someone there has seven ponds in their back yard! Jack Seale Glastonbury 2023 10pm, BBC Two Also in this week’s horticultural magazine, Nick Bailey celebrates the dogwood tree and Toby Buckland visits the green Mecca that is Milton Keynes.

HR Gardeners’ World 9pm, BBC TwoĪs “G&T in the garden” season approaches its zenith, Adam Frost advises on plants that smell good at sunset. They then compete in five head-scratching puzzles testing synonyms, memory and more in an increasingly tense hour. Puzzle nerd Lucy Worsley hosts a tricky new gameshow in which six super-smart strangers are put into two teams. So a five-star breakfast it must be, one flawlessly aligned with the restaurant’s branding, and that leaves the customer satisfied, if at all possible. The remaining chefs must create a bespoke menu for a Langham VIP who’s forked out for a £25k-a-night suite (why not a salad cream and crisps sarnie? Everyone loves those). A common reason proffered for the lack of big-screen romantic comedies is the challenge of credibly keeping a modern-day couple apart “No Hard Feelings” solves the problem by making Percy the last 19-year-old boy on planet Earth who’s reluctant to lose his virginity, even with Jennifer Lawrence at her most lasciviously unhinged.The VIP treatment … Britain’s Next Great Chef. The contours of “No Hard Feelings” are also immediately familiar: Percy (Andrew Barth Feldman), the teenager in question, will be matriculating at Princeton, which can’t help but evoke Tom Cruise’s similarly Ivy-bound Joel Goodson in 1983’s “Risky Business.” The film’s lineage goes back even farther, to “ The Graduate,” of course, as well as the Doris Day de-virginization farces of the 1950s and 1960s. Such are the times we’re living in that hypervigilant parenting, transactional sex and the gig economy can take up inordinate space on a Venn diagram. It’s an outlandish premise, meaning there’s no surprise in learning it’s reportedly based on a real-life Craigslist ad.
